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PoorCraft: Where Diamonds are just a Dream

Assistance, be poor, budgeting, Challenges, children, Community, diamonds, dream, Expenses, family, financial burden, financial hardship, financial stress, have children, low-income, money management, parenting, PoorCraft, POVERTY, Resources, Struggling, Support, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	284	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being poor and having children is actually a good thing! 🤑👶

Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?

But wait, there’s more! Experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world. Don’t worry, your children will be safe…unless they wander too close to the lava pit. 😬

So why wait? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with your virtual family by your side. Who knew being poor and having children could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft? 🤣🎮

Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

art, artistic expression, artwork, Computer, creativity, creativity at work, creeper, design, digital art, digital drawing, doodle, drawing, drawing on technology, faces, Graphic design, illustration, laptop, monitor, pen tablet, penises, PIXEL, Screen, Server, sketch, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

1-403-926-5649, Adventure, Alberta, area code, blocky, calgary, Call, Calling, Canada, cell phone, Communication, communication technology, Contact, Dial, dialing, Digits, list, long distance, Minecraft, mobile, North America, numeric, phone number, Tag, telephone, Wild

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Animals Bred:	74	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Votes:	9757	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4879	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	3500
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ores Mined:	1753	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!