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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 528 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
