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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9108 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7164 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
