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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2309 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2127 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6242 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.