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SisSaver Minecraft Server

attitude, Brat, Buying, CANDIES, chicken, Chocolate, curry, family, Food, Generosity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, refusing, SAVING, Server, sharing, Siblings, SisSaver, spicy, spoiled, younger sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as Luna demanding pizza over ramen? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure where sharing is optional and spicy curry is always on the menu. Just like how Luna demands things, you can demand your own plot of land and build whatever your heart desires.

But beware, just like Luna’s temper tantrums, griefing is not tolerated here. So behave yourself or face the wrath of our moderators!

So come on down to our server, where drama is as spicy as our chicken curry and the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8942	Magic Items Found:	4696
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5693
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	223

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	9960

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	2772
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Emeralds Found:	664	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	2173
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	128
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!