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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
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