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CraftyMaduro Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, demonstrations, election, electoral fraud, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Maduro, Maduro win, Minecraft, opposition, opposition movement, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, PROTESTS, ratified, Server, social unrest, south america, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8109
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have crazy protests every day after our leader, maduro, wins at everything! we have so much chaos and drama, you’ll never be bored! plus, we have the best virtual arepas in all of minecraft! join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and zombie dancers busting out their best Thriller moves. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles where you have to defeat a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. See ya on the flip side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

advanced life support, Attacks, BoneCraft, cardiac emergencies, clinical trials, critical care, emergency medical services, emergency medicine, emergency procedures, healthcare advancements, Heart, hospital discharge, intraosseous route, intravenous access, Medical Interventions, Medical research, out-of-hospital cardiac arrest, patient outcomes, pre-hospital return, resuscitation, survival rate, trauma care, vascular access

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	252	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	78

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	2571
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Votes:	1519	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

creative date experiences, creative date ideas, date night adventures, DateImpressor, impressing a crush, impressing a date, impressing a significant other, impressing someone special, impressing someone you like, memorable date memories, memorable date moments, Minecraft, out of the box date ideas, quirky date activities, quirky date stories, smp, thinking outside the box, unconventional date stories, unconventional dating, unique date experiences, unusual date activities, unusual date ideas, unusual date stories

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	948	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!