🔥CTMH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Votes:	8176
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1192

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6997	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Votes:	749	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Towns Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!