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LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2172
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

awful job, horrible job, Job, MineCraftyMess, terrible job, WORST, worst job, worst job challenges, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job ever done, worst job experience, worst job in life, worst job memories, worst job of all time, worst job situation, worst job stories, worst job tasks, worst work ever, worst work experience, worst work in life, worst work stories

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	654	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4966	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1463
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	99	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3000
Farms Harvested:	867	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2806

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7605	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697