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LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4710

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runes Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9747
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2408	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Potions Brewed:	128	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6163
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border security, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic response, domestic panic, eastern europe, government response, international relations, Kremlin, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, media manipulation, military conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, Propaganda, public perception, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the reported ukrainian incursion into kursk oblast but way more fun and without the panic!!!

we have crazy stories like the kremlin downplaying everything to keep the peace but we don’t care about peace, we just want to have a blast in our virtual world!!!

build your own kremlin and defend it against crazy invaders or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours on this insane server!!!

join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you have short term memory loss, in which case you might forget but it’s okay because you can just join again and have a blast all over again!!!

IslandSovereignCraft

allegations, bangladesh, Conspiracy, controversy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, foreign intervention, Government, international relations, IslandSovereignCraft, leadership, Ouster, political turmoil, Politics, power struggle, Saint Martin Island, Sheikh Hasina, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, US role

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6590
Ores Mined:	8900	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Votes:	5962
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama den Sheikh Hasina in Bangladesh! We got crazy adventures like tryna survive on a deserted island, just like Sheikh Hasina tryna keep her power! But don’t worry, we won’t make you surrender your sovereignty like she did with Saint Martin Island, you can rule your own kingdom here! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

EpicOneBlock

Bedwars, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7771	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4386	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Hello, We are a EpicOneBlock server made to have fun and enjoy, Sadly we are a private server for family and friends only If things change in the future with might one to the public

Play.EpicOneBlock.Com