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CraftyAddictz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1725	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	8483	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Votes:	6041	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	10

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	418704
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.