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TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1377
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mines Excavated:	1005	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6464
Votes:	6454	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Towns Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!