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CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	578
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	143
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	6413
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Items Found:	2873	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Votes:	1036
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

ad annoyance, ad blocker notifications, ad blockers, ad blocking software, ad interruptions, ad overload, adblocker, annoying ads, annoying pop ups, BlockBusterCraft, browser extensions, digital annoyances, Digital Marketing, internet ads, online advertising, online annoyances, online distractions, pop-up ads, technology frustrations, user experience, web browsing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	244
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.