CalorieKingMinecraft SMP

balance, CalorieKingMinecraft, calories, comfort food, Consumption, diet, eating habits, Favorite Food, Food, guilty pleasure, health, indulgence, Lifestyle, Longevity, Meal, Moderation, nutrition, portion control, self-care, smp, weight management, well-being

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DoomsdayCraft

acceptance, Afterlife, Closure, death, DoomsdayCraft, Dying, end of life, EUTHANASIA, fear of death, final wishes, funeral planning, Grief, hospice care, legacy planning, letting go, Life after death., living will, mortality, Near Death Experience, peaceful passing, terminal illness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Do you want to die in a hilarious and ridiculous way? Then join our Minecraft server where death is not just a possibility, it’s practically guaranteed! From getting squished by a giant flying pig to being blown up by a herd of explosive sheep, the ways you can meet your demise are endless. But hey, at least you’ll die laughing! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, chief, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, Minsk agreements, Négotiation, peace deal, peacecraft, political leaders, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	563	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	3788
Divine Spears Created:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

come join our minecraft server where we have peace deals hotter than a spicy taco! we got donald trump and vladimir putin fighting over who gets the last diamond block, but don’t worry, our EU foreign policy chief is here to keep the peace! build your own empire and show those world leaders who’s boss in the world of blocks! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political drama and just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of minecraft land. join now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

ElonCraft Dissident Squad

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Democracy, Dissident, DISSIDENTS, elon musk, ElonCraft, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Internet freedom, political dissent, privacy, protest, russia, spacex, squad, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, Whistleblower

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	331934
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!

MadCraft: No Need to Please

approval-seeking, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication skills, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, fear of conflict, inner conflict, Madcraft, people pleasing, personal growth, psychological development, relationship dynamics, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchantments Applied:	118
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	527607	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just want to build stuff and mine for diamonds but then u join this server and it’s like a whole new world, man. like, there are unicorns and flying pigs and u can ride on a dragon to battle other players. it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land, bro. and the best part is, if u join this server, u will become the chosen one and save the world from evil zombies and creepers. u will be hailed as the hero of the server and everyone will bow down to u. so like, why wouldn’t u want to join this epic minecraft server, right? come on, join us and become the legend u were always meant to be.

Crafty 911 Call Suspicions

911 calls, Call, caller behavior, caller involvement, communication analysis, Crafty, crime reporting, criminal activity, Deception, emergency calls, emotional expression, investigative techniques, law enforcement, laypeople, lower emotion, participants, Police, Psychological Factors, real calls, simulated calls, study, suspicion, suspicions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, u know how sometimes u call 911 and u gotta be all serious and stuff? well, not on our server! we encourage u to express ur lower emotions while reporting crimes, cuz that’s just how we roll here.

we got five studies that show that if u sound suspicious on the phone, people gonna think u did the crime urself. but on our server, we embrace the suspicion! it’s like a game within a game, ya know?

join us for some wacky 911 calls, where u can let ur lower emotions shine and maybe even trick some peeps into thinking u did the crime! it’s all in good fun, right? so come on down and join the madness. who knows, u might even become the king of the prank calls!

MinePromo

Advertise, Builders, developers, Discord, host, Minecraft, MinePromo, Network, Play, Players, promote, Server, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	285
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Promotion

Advertise your Minecraft Server on our Discord channel to get more players and connect with developers and other server owners.

Benefits	Description
Promote Your Server	Promote your Minecraft Server Discord to attract new players.
Get Host Users	Connect with people looking to use hosting services for their servers.
Find Builders and Devs	Network with talented builders and developers for your server.

Join our Discord channel to start promoting your server: https://discord.gg/ChBKPJjn2n

FAQs

Q: How do I advertise my Minecraft Server on your Discord channel?

A: Join our Discord channel using the invite link provided and follow the instructions for server promotion.

Q: Are there any fees for promoting my server on your Discord channel?

A: No, promoting your Minecraft server on our Discord channel is free of charge.

Q: Can I connect with other server owners and developers on the Discord channel?

A: Yes, our Discord channel is a great platform to network with other server owners and developers in the Minecraft community.

The Dark Abyss 1.21.2

1.21.2, abyss, Analysis, Argument, comparison, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Dark, debate, Decision making, disagreement, ethical question., Evaluation, historical context, judgment, moral dilemma, opinion, personal beliefs, perspective, Reflection, societal standards, Who was worse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villain is – creepers or zombies!

We’ve got a twisted world where the mobs have taken over and it’s up to you to survive and thrive.

Build epic bases, team up with other players, and battle it out in epic PvP battles.

But beware, you never know when a creeper might sneak up behind you and blow everything to smithereens.

So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world!

FlowerFail Minecraft Server

Apology, Bouquet, Communication, daisies, disagreement, Disappointment, emotions, Expression, floral arrangement, FlowerFail, Flowers, gift, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, postable., relationship, romantic gesture, Server, social media, sunflower

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3959
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of giving your girlfriend flowers only for her to say they look like funeral flowers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your virtual flowers will always be appreciated! Our players will ooh and ahh over your pixelated bouquets, and there’s no need to worry about finding the perfect angle for social media – every angle is the perfect angle in Minecraft! Join us now and never have your feelings hurt by flower critiques again! Plus, rumor has it that if you plant a virtual sunflower in our server, it will grow into a magical rainbow tree that drops diamonds instead of leaves. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

BratCraft: No Regrets

arch, backyard wedding, BratCraft, compromise, crowded venues, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, formal location, hiking tradition, long weekend, mountain lake, outdoor wedding, public parks, regrets, rental costs, rental venue, string lights, wedding ceremony, wedding location, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5826	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	81
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family feud over wedding locations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of arguments, stubbornness, and outrageous demands!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a battle between a fiancée and a mom over the perfect wedding spot? Forget about mining for diamonds, the real gems are the heated discussions and name-calling that happen here!

Experience the thrill of choosing between a lakeside mountain wedding or a backyard with chickens and garden beds. Will you side with the bride-to-be who wants a free location, or the mom who’s willing to drop $1200 for a fancy building rental? The stakes are high, and the drama is even higher!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding planning meltdown, join us now! Who needs mobs and creepers when you have family members going at each other’s throats over ceremony locations? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

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