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Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchantments Applied:	131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	7448
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1535	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5342
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchantments Applied:	189	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	905274
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	3165	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!