CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9663	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	5440
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Star Shards Collected:	91
Crops Grown:	9310	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	551106	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Votes:	7314	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6177
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1182	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	580525
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

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