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CraftyCouplesDispute

accusations, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyCouplesDispute, disagreement, Disrespect, feelings, Friends, gym, ignoring, phone calls, Plans, public transport, relationship, solution, standing up, three way call, trigger, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the thrills and spills of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the excitement of three-way calls gone wrong, accusations of being ignored, and epic stand-ups at the gym! Will you be the one to fix the situation and bring peace to our chaotic server? Or will you add fuel to the fire and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and hilarity!

EvilHeroMC SMP

complex character, controversial, dark past, dark side, deceptive, Evil, EvilHeroMC, Good vs. Evil, Hero, hidden truths, historical figure, Historical revisionism, History, Infamous, misunderstood, morally ambiguous, notorious, smp, twisted legacy, Villain

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5216
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4742
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the truth about historical figures! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with ancient texts revealing the dark side of famous heroes. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter? Or that Cleopatra was a mastermind behind a global pyramid scheme? Explore our server to unravel the twisted tales of history’s most notorious figures. Who knows, you might even discover that Santa Claus was actually a time-traveling alien with a penchant for mischief! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey through time and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

CreeperSuicideRevival

armed resistance, CreeperSuicideRevival, extremist groups, extremist rhetoric, gaza, Hamas, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, militant leaders, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radical ideology, radicalization, regional instability, religious extremism, security threats, suicide attacks, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even top Hamas figures are calling for renewal of suicide attacks just to get a piece of the action! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own bomb shelters and watch out for creepers trying to blow up your creations. Trust me, you won’t find a more thrilling server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some BOOM BOOM together!

CraftyScholar Minecraft Server

Alpha Dog, America’s King, CraftyScholar, Eagle Tamer, He Who Bends Time and Space, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Humanity’s Last Hope, Minecraft, Overlord, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, Server, Sleeping Dragon, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Eternal One, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8025
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! On this server, you can become the Elder Scholar, mastering all the knowledge of the Minecraft world. Or maybe you want to be Humanity’s Last Hope, fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers to save the day.

Join us and become the Right Hand of God, wielding divine powers to smite your enemies. Or maybe you’re more of a Phoenix, rising from the ashes and bringing fiery destruction to all who oppose you.

Are you a Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land? Or perhaps you’re America’s King, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword).

Join us and become the Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path. Or maybe you’re the Creator, building magnificent structures that will awe and inspire all who see them.

Become the Overlord, commanding legions of minions to do your bidding. Or maybe you’re the Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in harmony and friendship.

Tame majestic eagles, master the elements, and become the Heroic Champion of the Dawn. Or maybe you’re the Eternal One, living forever in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Master the art of bending time and space as Alpha Dog, or awaken the Sleeping Dragon within you and unleash its fiery wrath upon your enemies.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right! The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you. See you in the game!

GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

coding, coding platform, coding tools, computer science, desktop environment, Gnome, gnome desktop, Gnome development, gnome ide, gnome programming, gnome software, GnomesRUs, IDE, integrated development environment, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, programming language, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	420
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Towns Built:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Votes:	6710

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2513
Dragon Eggs Found:	2724	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5117	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!