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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Blocky Bed & Breakfast Bonanza #420

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, bonanza, Breakfast, Charlie, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Startup, Website

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	451
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your very own kingdom. Build your own hotel and watch as your patients check out straight into Heaven (or maybe just respawn, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss as they run their assassin business in Hell. Take on crazy missions with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, all while trying to survive each other’s shenanigans.

Download the pilots, binge watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And hey, if you’re feeling creative, write some fanfics or draw some fanart on our booru.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself running a startup in Hell with your own demon crew. The possibilities are endless (and slightly insane).

AxisNetwork

Allies, Axis Network, Axis Network Server, AxisNetwork, Cities, Creative, Economy, enemies, Factions, Minecraft, MONEY, Projects, PvP, real money, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Axis Network is based around Minecraft Survival with an ENTICING twist. This is a SMP where the possibilities are endless where you can ally with friends making massive projects to pvping and taking down enemies. This means this server is made for everyone including the peaceful player who wants to just keep to themselves to the PVP addict player who wants to fight everything. You can build cities, farm economy, and fight to become the richest on the server to make REAL money.

31.214.219.157

CraftyCraic – Llama Drama

Aigis The First Mission, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, CraftyCraic, Drama, Draw Corner archive, guides, Llama, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, P5X, Persona, persona 3 reload, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour, ReFantazio, Stage Plays

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-clad llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and even a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can dance your way to victory against the fiercest boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you’ve visited our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, creeper, gender norms sexual desire, love, peer pressure, personal growth intimacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance sexual exploration, sexual confidence, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual frustration, sexual identity, sexual stereotypes, sexual taboos, social norms, societal expectations, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	4239
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’ve never fucked a bitch before because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of crazy players who are always up for a good time. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground club where you can show off your mining skills and impress the ladies (or gents)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if you’ve never fucked a bitch before, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew!

FGbooom server Minecraft server

administration, Bonuses, Buy, Entertainment, FGbooom, Friends, Game, Help, Minecraft, Plugins, Relaxation, Server, Store

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	2641
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Server FGbooom version – 1.16.5 especially for relaxation and entertainment

Installed plugins for an interesting game

Come and play alone or with friends

There are bonuses on the site

The store has some great buys.

The administration will always help you in the game

65.108.21.147:25888

KidCraft Adventures

8 year old cousin, Adventures, Apology, attraction, Behavior, boners, Boundaries, Chairs, cousin, discomfort, family, inappropriate, KidCraft, lap, Reflection, regret, roblox, signal, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games, Visit, Weekend Stories

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

Territorial Tussle: Mine or Yours?

Boundaries, boundary line, do not enter, Exclusion Zone, Get out, keep out, leave now, no trespassing, off limits, permission denied, personal space, private property, property line, restricted access, Restricted area, restricted territory, restricted zone, stay away, Territorial, Territory, tussle, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, come join our server where we don’t mess around! We have a strict “get out of my territory” policy, so if you see someone encroaching on your land, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your turf like a boss.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixelated Reality

age difference, Anime, El Facil planet, evacuation, FANTASY, fleet enrollment, Frederica, infatuation, Manipulation, Military, Obsession, parasocial relationship, pixelated, Real Life, realistic relationship, Reality, science fiction, seduction, space opera, unrequited love, Yang

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Frederica’s plan to seduce Yang? Look no further! Join our server where you can create your own crazy stories and relationships, just like Frederica did with Yang. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unsuspecting Yang to swoon over. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

MemeCraft: The Village of LOLs

Analysis, Biz, Blockchain, bros, Business, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, finance, gm, Investments, lols, market trends, Memecraft, News, opportunities, predictions, Technology, Trading, Updates, Village, Week

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to mine for virtual cryptocurrency within the game. That’s right, you can become a virtual millionaire by collecting virtual coins while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. Join now and let the madness begin!