CRYPTOBROS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2161
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	3493
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of predicting your opponents’ every move, just like Drew McIntyre studying CM Punk’s modus operandi.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be facing off against placeholder champions, but also the man who will predictably try to screw you over in your pursuit for the title you never truly lost. Foresight will be the decider in this match, so make sure you’re ready to outsmart your enemies at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that a certain someone will definitely misjudge their helpfulness in assisting Damien in his most dire time. Unlike Drew, they could never exorcise their demons. So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this wild and unpredictable world of Minecraft mayhem!

BlockheadBoyfriend

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	216

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, we have a set of outrageous rules that will keep you on your toes.

Rule #1: Don’t argue with the admin about religion because Herobrine does not exist (or does he?). Rule #2: Don’t fact check the admin because even redstone contraptions can be fake. Rule #3: Don’t take too long to fix your creeper phobia because we don’t want to feel scared too.

But wait, there’s more! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, our admin will threaten to ban you if you don’t follow the rules. And if you dare to crack someone else’s back in-game without permission, be prepared to face the wrath of the admin’s revenge – which may involve spawning an army of zombie pigmen in your base!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about the game, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

PS5vsNatureTrip

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	8827
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Votes:	6398
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Why choose between a PS5 and nature when you can have both on our Minecraft server?! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows it all up! But fear not, because our server has a special “revenge of the creepers” mini-game where you can hunt down those pesky green monsters and get your revenge in the most epic way possible.

Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure, but beware of the zombie pigmen guarding it! Rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a giant rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies, dodging fireballs and dodging obstacles along the way.

So why waste your time choosing between a PS5 and nature when you can have the best of both worlds on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

FaceCraft120

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2761
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can find ur long lost twin cuz apparently there are people out there who look EXACTLY like u. imagine the possibilities, u could have a twin who is a pro at minecraft and u can team up and conquer the server together. or maybe u have a twin who is a total noob and u can show them the ropes and be the ultimate minecraft mentor. who knows what kind of twin adventures await u on this server, so come join now and see if u can find ur doppelganger in the world of blocks and creepers. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some twin-tastic fun!

BabyfaceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2889	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving zombies. Or team up with your friends to take on the mighty Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like Creeper High Jump and Enderman Synchronized Swimming. Just be sure to bring your blast-proof armor!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a stray Creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

HungryMedKit Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of watching boring old Hunger Games when you could be watching the epic battle of Hungry vs Medkit on our Minecraft server? Join us for the most ridiculous showdown of all time as players fight to the death armed only with their hunger and a trusty medkit. Will the medkit save the day or will hunger prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TacoCraft2021

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

So, like, imagine this, right? The Mexican president-elect is, like, cruising in his motorcade, all fancy and stuff, and then BAM! Accident happens, but get this, Sheinbaum is totally fine! Like, she’s just chillin’ there, probably playing Minecraft or something, because that’s what cool people do, right?

Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.

SoyJuiceCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u found it, my dude. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret: we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. imagine mining for ore and finding a delicious treat instead. oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding? it’s like a dream come true. so come on, join us and experience the most insane minecraft server u’ve ever seen. soy milk is juice not milk, but on this server, anything is possible.

EmpireWorld – SURVIVAL, ECONOMY, WORK, BUYER Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4245	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

The owner of the server “EmpireWorld – SURVIVAL ECONOMY JOB BUYER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

empireworld.fun

Welcome to Moo-land Sanctuary where the cows rule and chaos reigns! Join now for semi-lawless fun on version 1.20.6. Age 16+

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Server Information:

Server IP	moorlandsanct.net
Port (Bedrock only)	25565
Website	Coming Soon
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/sFBMckXNFP

About Us:

Moorland Sanctuary is a play-on-words/name for the owner’s online username, QuietWindUponTheMoor. It was brainstormed by the owner himself and his best friend, Skye.

Current Available Gamemodes:

SMP
FLATMMO
SkyGrid
Cadged Loyalties (Coming Soon!)

Our custom lottery plugin:

Moorland Sanctuary has its own, fully-custom lottery plugin called QLottery, which is a core feature of our SMP server.

General features & information:

BungeeCord Network
Geyser & FloodGate for Bedrock compatibility
EssentialsX as our core plugin
LuckPerms for permissions
QLottery for our lottery plugin
Game chat with Discord integration

Extra Information:

We are currently in an ‘open testing’ phase and welcome feedback from players. We are also looking for mature staff members to join our team.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. We use Geyser & FloodGate for Bedrock compatibility.
How can I apply to become a staff member?	Staff applications can be found in our Discord server. We recommend at least 5-10 hours of playtime before applying.
What gamemodes are currently available?	We offer SMP, FLATMMO, SkyGrid, with Cadged Loyalties coming soon.