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Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Makes You Say ‘Here’s one for you’

Analysis, blocky, crypto market, dumping, Economy, election, financial markets, Future, Heres, Hope, Investments, legend, McBlockface, Nuke, Politics, Potential, predictions, pumping, Server, speculation, stock market, Trading, uncertainty, volatility

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2076	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of pumping and dumping resources just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! If our legendary leader gets elected, who knows what crazy events will unfold in the stock and crypto markets on our server. Will we see a boom or a bust? Will we all just give up and nuke everything in a fit of despair? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness for yourself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Blockchainlink: Where even the creepers know to HODL since August 2020!

AUGUST, Blockchainlink, capitalizing on opportunities, chainlink, CREEPERS, crypto market, cryptocurrency, emotional investing, financial decisions, Financial Planning, FOMO, hindsight, hodl, investing, investment strategy, learning from mistakes, long-term perspective, market analysis, market timing, missed opportunity, price volatility, regret, risk management, trading psychology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7107	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities like not selling your Chainlink when it was $20 in August 2020? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make sure you never miss out on anything ever again! Join us and experience a world where the only blow off top you’ll see is when your mind is blown by all the crazy adventures and treasures waiting for you. Don’t let FOMO get the best of you, join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

Public Office Fear Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, consequences of failure, Duty, Ethics, fear, Governance, Government, Integrity, job performance, leadership, Minecraft, office, Performance, political office, poor job, Public, public office, public service, public trust, reputation, RESPONSIBILITY, scrutiny, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a government system that makes sure all our players are held accountable for their actions!

Join us and watch as our players navigate the treacherous world of politics, where one wrong move could lead to a scandal that rocks the entire server. From corrupt mayors to power-hungry council members, you never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our cutthroat political landscape. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our crazy Minecraft world!

Armada Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2455	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Join Armada Network, the new Ultimate Survival Server – crafted by experienced SMP players. Form clans and engage in PvP action in events such as King of the Hill or the “bloodbath” held at the server’s citadel. With a balanced economy and active community, fullfill your SMP ambitions with us today!

Armada.mcserv.fun:2306

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Auto, banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

nykv.vanillaboxmc.ru

Mine-ine Minecraft Server

Makeine Happy Birthday Anna Celebration Party Cake Gifts Balloons Friends Family Fun Joy Smiles Laughter Happiness Special Day Best Wishes Birthday Girl Cheers Love, Minecraft, Mineine, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	256
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Come join our Minecraft server and celebrate Anna’s birthday in style! We have a special party zone where you can dance with creepers, blow out virtual candles on a cake made of diamonds, and ride pigs wearing party hats. But be careful, because Anna’s pet Ender Dragon might crash the party and start a dance battle with you! Don’t worry though, if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and a special birthday wish from Anna herself. So come on over and join the birthday bash of the century!

Sneaky Sneaky SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sneaky, SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

420 SURVIVAL

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to 420 Survival, the ultimate chill Minecraft experience! Explore a vibrant survival world packed with exciting features and a laid-back community. With mcMMO, JobsReborn, and LevelledMobs, you can level up your skills, take on jobs, and battle custom mobs for epic rewards.

Log in daily for Daily Rewards, complete quests, and run your own shops with ChestShop and PlayerAuctions. Protect your builds with Factions and make life easier with quality-of-life plugins like LumberJack.

Enjoy seamless Java and Bedrock crossplay, and stand out with custom tags, ranks, and player-driven economies. Regular events and challenges keep the fun going, whether you’re here to grind, build, or just vibe.

Join us today and blaze your own path in 420 Survival!

212.192.28.183:25594

Cum Covered Sluts Minecraft Server

Adult, adult content, Covered, Cum, desire, explicit, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Messy, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, ROPES, seductive, Server, sexual fantasy, Sluts, sticky, taboo

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds are the sticky ropes of cum covering all the sluts! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing and wanting more. From building giant phallic structures to battling mobs with dildos as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring a towel for all the cum-covered sluts you’ll encounter along the way!

””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

confusion, critique, Decision making, disbelief, Government, guy, Incompetence, intelligence, judgment, leadership, Minecraft, Political Criticism, Politics, questioning authority, questioning choices, questioning decisions, questioning motives, smp, stupid, stupidity, trump, Trump administration, vice president, vp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Votes:	4639
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LaurenZside Minecraft Server?

all endings, bad parenting, creepy game, Cute but creepy, disturbing game, Full Game, funny girl gamer, Laurenzside, Laurenzside of Gaming, Minecraft, most traumatic game, mouthwash, Mouthwashing, scary game, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14

LaurenZside is a popular YouTuber known for her diverse content including gaming, reaction videos, vlogs, and animations. With a bubbly personality and quirky sense of humor, she has amassed a large following of over 2.5 million subscribers on her channel. LaurenZside is also active on social media platforms such as Twitch and Instagram, where she continues to engage and entertain her fans.

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.