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CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	4427	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3097
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Crops Grown:	8578
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Farms Harvested:	266	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	951524
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!