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LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Animals Bred:	62
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	3055

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	3375
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1752
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Farms Harvested:	282	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!