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Hulk’s Minecraft Server: Cryin’ Edition

Accountability, CANCELLED, cancelled celebrity, cancelled culture, cancelled for a reason, cancelled for racism, Chud, consequences, controversial, cryin, crying, Downfall, dustbin of history, Edition, hulk, HULKS, internet backlash, left behind, Legacy, Minecraft, public figure, racist, ruined reputation, Server, social justice

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you a cancelled racist chud who needs a fresh start in a new virtual world? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to rebuild your reputation and make new friends (who hopefully aren’t cancelled too). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even redemption for your past mistakes. Who knows, you might even become the hero of our server and leave your cancelled past behind for good. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4444
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Emeralds Found:	819
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9360
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Love Letters Sent:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	2198	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mines Excavated:	1211	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z