CRY80 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4855	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mines Excavated:	2274
Villages Defended:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	265
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	665
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4252	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	1724

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!