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CraftyCurrencyWarz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, Black Market, Counterfeiting, CraftyCurrencyWarz, currency manipulation, currency wars, economic espionage, economic sanctions, economic terrorism, economic warfare, fake currency, financial sabotage, Financial Stability, financial warfare, Hyperinflation.., illicit activities, Intelligence Operations, international relations, monetary policy, national security

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master counterfeit currency maker! That’s right, you can print fake currency from enemy countries and cause chaos and hyperinflation like never before. Imagine the thrill of secretly distributing fake money and watching as the economy crumbles before your eyes. But beware, the authorities may be onto you, so be sure to hide your printing press well! Join now for a wild ride of economic sabotage and chaos!

BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

Serenity SMP: Where Using a Bedrock in PvP Is Totally Encouraged!

Asia, banned, bedrock, Cheat, claim commands, Community, Doxxing, encouraged, Hack, Handouts, host, Join, MARK, Ping, PvP, Raid, repeat, Respect, Serenity, Skilled, smp, Survival, Thrive, Totally, Toxicity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Server Name	Bedrock Only Survival Server
Description	Survive, Thrive, Repeat. Build, raid, and make your mark on a world where only the best survive.
Server Rules	No Hacking/Cheating: Play fair or don’t play at all. Respect Others: No disrespect or harassment towards fellow players. No Doxxing: Revealing personal info about others will get you banned. Keep it Civil: Slurs are allowed, but keep it in-game and in moderation. No excessive toxicity. No Begging: Earn your keep, don’t ask for handouts.
Community	Join our community of skilled Survivors and raiders. (Try not to get raided, there’s no claim commands)
Server Location	Asia

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address?

A: The IP address is serenitysmp.online

Q: What is the Port number?

A: The Port number is 19132

Q: Can I hack or cheat on this server?

A: No, hacking or cheating is not allowed. Play fair or don’t play at all.

Q: Are there any claim commands on this server?

A: No, there are no claim commands. Try not to get raided by other players.

Q: What is the server’s ping like for players in Asia?

A: The server is hosted in Asia, so players in Asia can expect a good ping.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, catholic community, catholic dating, Catholic lifestyle, Catholic singles, Catholic values, catholicism, dating advice, dating as a Catholic, dating challenges, dating struggles, dating tips, faith-based relationships, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, Holycraft, love life, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, religious dating, Server, single Catholic

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	186
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	128	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Emeralds Found:	5264
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension Hops:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!