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FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ores Mined:	8352
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

BUILD, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, LAUGH, lazulight, Luxiem, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, samefags, shitposting, slay, Teamup Schedule, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Stone Age Crafters

age, Crafters, Craftsmanship, heritage, History, Memories, Methods, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old ways, past, Retro, Skills, STONE, Techniques, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

ancient Israelites, anti gay, BIBLE, BibleCraft, biblical interpretation, BLOCK, cultural practices, Game, gender, hebrew, Homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22, Marriage, multiple wives, patriarchs, POLYGYNY, religious beliefs, religious texts, same sex relationships, sexual situation, traditional values, Zakar

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	123
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

American continent, Americanos, birth certificates, Brazil, BUILD, concept of race., Dominican, Latin America, LatinCraft, les Americains, Mexican, Mulatto, Nationality, North America, pixelated, progress, progressive, Propaganda, Pyramids, Race, racial democracy, Racial Issues, racism, walls

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

blocky, Character development, Cheaters, Chihayafuru, complex characters, CraftyQueens, EASY, female empowerment, Females, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Innocence, Japanese culture, josei, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, slutty, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes, storytelling, women in media

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

Access, adult content, Alternatives, blocks, browsing, browsing habits, Censorship, CREEPERS, Entertainment, Hub, internet, ONLINE, Options, people, popular sites, porn, privacy, restrictions, streaming, TexanCraft, texas, Texas residents, Websites

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Await, Bae’s Twitter, Cheesy, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, merch, mind craft, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, RatCraft, zodiac

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	8575	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4362	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!