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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
