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Blocky Booty Busters

adult actors, adult actresses, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, Adult Film Stars, adult movies, adult performers, adult stars, adult videos, Anons, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, CRT TVs, DVD, favorite pornstar, first pornstar watched, modern flat TVs, pornstars, three questions, vhs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like “Favorite pornstar?” and “What’s the first pornstar you ever watched and in what format?” We promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our virtual world. Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for having the most outrageous answers to our questions. So why wait? Come on in and let the madness begin!

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	982648
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8867
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	3380
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Potions Brewed:	132
Emeralds Found:	5907	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	113	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5433	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4531	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	8840

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7138	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	190
Astral Projections Made:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!