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Smrdia’s Revenge: Poo Poo Platter Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, Conflict, heritage, History, injustice, Jews, Loss, madness, Minecraft, nation, nationalism, past, persecution, platter, Poo, prideful kingdom, prosecution, Revenge, Serbia, Smrdia, Smrdias, Smrds, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of being prosecuted by Smrds and their Jewish masters in real life Serbia? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where you can reclaim the pride of the once great kingdom of Serbia! Join us and build your own virtual empire, free from persecution and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can rule over a pixelated paradise? Join now and show those Smrds who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Casual Sex, CREEPERS, DATING, mental health, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-restraint, worries

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of endlessly searching for the perfect partner in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to find your perfect in-game soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a long-term Minecraft partnership that will last for eternity (or at least until the server resets)? Plus, with our amazing community of players, you’ll never be short on potential partners to choose from. So why settle for just one woman a week when you can have a whole server full of them? Join us now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!

WishfulCraft: Where dreams come true, one block at a time!

Anime, babies, BLOCK, Character development, comedy, dark themes, Drama, dreams, FANTASY, Magic, Manga, Protagonists, psychological trauma, questionable morals, rape, romance, Shoujo, strong female lead, Supernatural, Time, True, twisted desires, wish, wish fulfillment, WishfulCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even granting wishes! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it done. But be careful what you wish for, because one player made the mistake of asking for the server to have their babies. Let’s just say things got a little… weird. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget, unless you wish for amnesia, in which case, we can arrange that too. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where the Creepers aren’t the only ones getting blown up

adult entertainment, arent, blocky, BLOWN, BOOTY, Busters, CREEPERS, cum in mouth, cum in pussy, discreet encounters, drugged out, erotic adventures, escort services, fucked, hot escorts, naughty fun, paid companionship, pleasure seekers, rate the girls, real slut, seductive encounters, sensual pleasures, sexual encounters, taboo desires, unforgettable experiences, Wild nights

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can rate the girls and have some crazy adventures? Well, look no further!

We have a special feature where you can rate the girls on the server – but be warned, some of them may be a bit…uh, drugged out. But hey, they’re down for anything, including letting you cum in their pussy and mouth. Talk about a real slutty experience!

Join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Vikings: SkandiCraft

blocky, Blood, controversial, Danish literature, dark themes, Edition, explicit content, explicit language, graphic imagery, jogvans, Literary Analysis, Modernist, nutidsonanistens, pikblod, Provocative, røvblod, Scandinavian, shock value, Skandi, SkandiCraft, Udgave, Vikings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with jogvan’s butt blood and the nutidsonanist’s…um, well, let’s just say there’s some interesting stuff going on there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a house out of solid gold blocks? No problem, just ask the friendly Ender Dragon who doubles as our resident interior decorator.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a fire resistance potion.

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Nukes

bethesda, brotherhood of steel, Crafty, Fallout, Fallout bros, Lore, Mutants, mutated creatures, new vegas, nuclear war, Nuka cola, nukes, Pip Boy, post-apocalyptic, Power Armor, radiation, RPG, Survival, Vault-tec, video games, Wasteland, wasteland exploration

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	69
Animals Bred:	110	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the wasteland of hilarity! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter mutant creepers, radioactive pigs, and maybe even a ghoul or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fallout Bros, a group of players who have survived countless battles and emerged victorious every time. Rumor has it that they once took down a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a wooden sword.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a mutant cow into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks? Or build a base inside a giant mushroom cloud and call it home sweet home? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Creepers: Moscow Madness

Belarus, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Destination, Flight Radar, Government, Happening, Ilyushin-96-300, madness, Medvedev, minsk, Moscow, Mystery, peace talks, plane, POL, Politics, putin, russia, Russian ministers, speculation, Vip

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chick’s Shit Test Server: Where Women Rule and Men Drool!

Behavior, chicks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Drool, emotions, Expectations, games, Gender Roles, Honesty, Manipulation, Men, mind games, Psychology, reactions, relationships, rule, Server, Shit, shit tests, social dynamics, test, tests, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!

Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?

Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!

Drunk Minecraft Metalheads – Where Euros and Dollars are the Currency of Choice!

#metalheads, #youtube, alcohol, Beer, Choice, Community, crowdfunding, Currency, dollars, Donations, Drunk, EUROS, financial assistance, FINNISH, Friends, Help, metal, metal head, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rock, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Star Shards Collected:	237
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish metal head drunk who needs your help to buy more beer! Join us and embark on wild adventures filled with drunken shenanigans and epic battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with dollars or euros! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride on our server. Cheers to drunken mining! 🍻🤘

Sleepless Slavs & Pals: The ‘/icy/ Insomniacs’ Minecraft Server

#CentralYurop, #finalbake, #goodtimes, #youtube, Bake, baking, Chill, Community, enjoyment, frens, Friends, Fun, ICY, insomnia, insomniacs, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, PALS, Relaxation, Server, slavs, Sleepless, Video

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs as we explore the wackiest creations ever seen in the Minecraft universe. From giant flying pigs to underwater castles made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “more cake”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!