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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9692 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 108 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
