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Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	346129
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Emeralds Found:	3341
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
New Chunks Explored:	813101	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Void Gems Collected:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9374
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

AVOID, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, Dangerous, don’t mess with, dont, Experience, hard lessons, heed warnings, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, Mess, Minecraft, not to be trifled with, past mistakes, proceed with caution, respect boundaries, Risky, Server, stay away, tough experiences, tread lightly, wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

VanishingVibesMC

Abandoned, defunct, disappeared, disregarded, extinct product, faded away, failed venture, Forgotten, ghost company, Irrelevant, lost in time, no longer exists, obscure brand, obsolete, out of business, Overlooked, UNNOTICED, unobserved, unremembered, VANISHED, VanishingVibesMC

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

HolyCraftAbuse

abuse of power, allegations, catholic church, charges, clergy, criminal, criminal charges, HolyCraftAbuse, investigation, Justice, Legal, misconduct, Polish, Priest, Religious, scandal, scandal-ridden, scandalous, sex abuse, Victims, World Youth Day

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8258
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!