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Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1357	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

belief in oneself, can-do attitude, Confidence, courage, determination, empowerment, inner strength, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, optimism, perseverance, positive thinking, resilience, self esteem, self reliance, self worth, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Votes:	5511	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

adorable, Animal lover, Bear, bought in, cute, cute animals, cute animals on social media, cute bear, cute pet pictures, cute pets, Decision making, giving up, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, Minecraft, personal growth, Posting, self improvement, smp, social media, social media habits, social media posting, Ways

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!

JustForFun

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Factions Creative Minigames Skyblock Prison Towny PVP Economy Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla RPG Whitelist Modded Faction wars SMP KitPVP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

–Description is going to be updated soon — JustForFun is a Minecraft server that aims to improve the game, without needing any client mods.

play.justforfunmc.net

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crops Grown:	1413
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where God smites the evil, one loli foot at a time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off evil mobs with the power of cute lolis. Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge (A1111 Fork) that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. You’ll be crafting like a pro in no time!

And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join our LoRa Training sessions to become a master of all things Minecraft. Who knew mining could be so educational?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

FOMENTING A TYRANNY Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7114
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage fomenting a tyranny, engaging in illegal warfare, bribery, theft, and even murder!

Are you a master manipulator who thrives on chaos and power? Join us and start your own dictatorship, ruling over the other players with an iron fist. Or maybe you’re more of a sneaky thief who loves to steal from your fellow players – we won’t judge!

And if you’re feeling particularly bold, why not start a full-blown war with another faction on the server? Just make sure you have your bribery skills honed to perfection so you can come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner villain run wild! Just remember, all actions in the game are purely for fun and should not be replicated in real life.

No pain in Germany Minecraft server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchantments Applied:	234
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is booming so much that even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks! Our low taxation means you can spend more time building epic structures and less time worrying about taxes.

Our energy policy is so pragmatic that even the Ender Dragon is considering going solar. Our leaders are so inspiring that even the zombies are starting book clubs to discuss their latest speeches.

And don’t get us started on our movies and music – our jukeboxes are always bumping with the latest hits from our resident DJ Skeleton. Plus, our welfare system is so fair that even the chickens are getting their own retirement plans.

Join us for sunny weather, friendly people, and chaste, traditional women who will never lead you astray. Our society encourages creativity and entrepreneurship, so you can build your dream castle without any judgment.

Our cities are so beautiful that even the villagers are Instagram influencers. And don’t worry about freedom of speech – you can say whatever you want as long as it’s not about nerfing the diamond sword.

So come join us and live a meaningful life in a world where nihilistic hedonists are banned (unless they bring cake).