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Blocky Vikings: SkandiCraft

blocky, Blood, controversial, Danish literature, dark themes, Edition, explicit content, explicit language, graphic imagery, jogvans, Literary Analysis, Modernist, nutidsonanistens, pikblod, Provocative, røvblod, Scandinavian, shock value, Skandi, SkandiCraft, Udgave, Vikings

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with jogvan’s butt blood and the nutidsonanist’s…um, well, let’s just say there’s some interesting stuff going on there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a house out of solid gold blocks? No problem, just ask the friendly Ender Dragon who doubles as our resident interior decorator.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a fire resistance potion.

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Nukes

bethesda, brotherhood of steel, Crafty, Fallout, Fallout bros, Lore, Mutants, mutated creatures, new vegas, nuclear war, Nuka cola, nukes, Pip Boy, post-apocalyptic, Power Armor, radiation, RPG, Survival, Vault-tec, video games, Wasteland, wasteland exploration

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2286
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1750

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the wasteland of hilarity! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter mutant creepers, radioactive pigs, and maybe even a ghoul or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fallout Bros, a group of players who have survived countless battles and emerged victorious every time. Rumor has it that they once took down a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a wooden sword.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a mutant cow into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks? Or build a base inside a giant mushroom cloud and call it home sweet home? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Creepers: Moscow Madness

Belarus, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Destination, Flight Radar, Government, Happening, Ilyushin-96-300, madness, Medvedev, minsk, Moscow, Mystery, peace talks, plane, POL, Politics, putin, russia, Russian ministers, speculation, Vip

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Potions Brewed:	161
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Emeralds Found:	8346	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	279
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chick’s Shit Test Server: Where Women Rule and Men Drool!

Behavior, chicks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Drool, emotions, Expectations, games, Gender Roles, Honesty, Manipulation, Men, mind games, Psychology, reactions, relationships, rule, Server, Shit, shit tests, social dynamics, test, tests, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!

Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?

Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!

Drunk Minecraft Metalheads – Where Euros and Dollars are the Currency of Choice!

#metalheads, #youtube, alcohol, Beer, Choice, Community, crowdfunding, Currency, dollars, Donations, Drunk, EUROS, financial assistance, FINNISH, Friends, Help, metal, metal head, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rock, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	556
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish metal head drunk who needs your help to buy more beer! Join us and embark on wild adventures filled with drunken shenanigans and epic battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with dollars or euros! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride on our server. Cheers to drunken mining! 🍻🤘

Sleepless Slavs & Pals: The ‘/icy/ Insomniacs’ Minecraft Server

#CentralYurop, #finalbake, #goodtimes, #youtube, Bake, baking, Chill, Community, enjoyment, frens, Friends, Fun, ICY, insomnia, insomniacs, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, PALS, Relaxation, Server, slavs, Sleepless, Video

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs as we explore the wackiest creations ever seen in the Minecraft universe. From giant flying pigs to underwater castles made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “more cake”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros and Pros Become Noobs

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, McCraftface, Noobs, OC material, Pros, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9980
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become one of the two whoresmen of /lig/! What is /lig/? It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why join /lig/? Because we cater to the VIPs, the elite of the indie vtuber world. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like Veda the Twitch queen with 5,187 viewers, or Shylily the mystical streamer with 3,641 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English stars like KSPKSP from China with 3,499 viewers or orkpod from Russia with 3,397 viewers.

Need a break from all the vtuber madness? Check out our exclusive Twitch Clips Guide or VOD Archival Guide. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have Koikatsu cards for some virtual SEEEEEEEEEX!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the party. Who knows, you might even run into Limealicious or Momotexx celebrating their birthdays with Coqui and Sugi Aoki. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Hex’s Hub of Hilarity: Where PvP meets LOLs in epic battles of wit and whimsy!

battle, Battles, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confidence, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, Dispute, Duel, Epic, hex, Hexs, Hilarity, Hub, lols, meets, one on one fight, PvP, Rivalry, showdown, whimsy, WIT

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9756

Are you tired of getting challenged to one-on-one fights by random players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage players like Hex to think they can take you down! Join us for epic battles and hilarious smack talk as you prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that Hex once tried to fight a Creeper with her bare hands and lost…twice. Don’t miss out on the chance to show her who’s boss on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem: Bagging Blocks and Banter #5100

4koma, Bagging, Banners, banter, blocks, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Resources, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join now for a chance to build the most insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just dig straight down and hope for the best).

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where the possibilities are endless. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Why not! Want to challenge your friends to a build battle and see who can create the most ridiculous creation? It’s all possible on our server.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and flying pigs. The only way to find out is to join our server and start crafting your own epic adventure. See you in the game!

CraftyAutist’s Love Quest: A Minecraft Server for Socially Awkward Romantics!

acceptance, autism, awkward, Challenges, Communication, coping mechanisms, CraftyAutists, DATING, emotional intelligence, finding love, love, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Quest, relationships, Romantics, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server, Social Skills, socially, stigma, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	736
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being a forever alone Minecraft player? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the socially awkward players out there! Our community is full of fellow autists who understand the struggles of finding love in the real world.

Join us and embark on a quest to find your Minecraft soulmate! Whether you’re building pixel art together or exploring the Nether hand in hand, love is just a /tp away. Plus, our server is so inclusive that even creepers are welcome to join in on the fun (just watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why waste time trying to navigate the complexities of real-life relationships when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the pixels do the talking for you!