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DeathCraftLand

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Animals Bred:	162	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

mc.detvestiworld.fun

Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	220
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

acquire, Anon, AnonCraft, ANYTHING.., choose, desire, Grab, just, Minecraft, Obtain, Pick, procure, Quote, Request, see, Seize, select, Server, Take, Want

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!