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WishCraft: Make it Happen!

aspiration, desire, dream come true, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fantasy world, génie, happen, hopeful, idealistic, longing, Magic, make a wish, manifestation, Optimistic, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, yearning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3933
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	59	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

BIAS, BlockyJerusalemMC, CBS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, controversy surrounding Jerusalem, freedom of speech, Guidelines, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, journalism ethics, Journalists, Media, memo, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Politics, Reporting, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	477889	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	260	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Love Letters Sent:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Potions Brewed:	155

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!