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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!

And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best friends, Disappointed, divorced parents, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Family issues, future MIL, future SIL, hurt feelings, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mother, nasty person, ptsd, save the date cards, Server, snide remarks, special moment, toxic relationships, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, weight gain

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingDressDrama

alterations, Argument, attachment, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, emotions, family heirloom, mother’s dress, Panels, preservation, refusal, sentiment, sentimental, Sizing, tradition, upsizing, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!

Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?

Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!

EverestRules Minecraft SMP

accepted behaviors, behavioral boundaries, code of conduct, common courtesies, cultural expectations, customary practices, DeCorum, ethical standards, Etiquette, EverestRules, implicit regulations, Minecraft, moral principles, Mount Everest, normative beliefs, Protocol, smp, social norms, societal standards, standard protocols, traditional values, unspoken guidelines, unwritten rules

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wild west of blocky adventures!

Join us if you dare, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends in a TNT explosion? We encourage it!

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner chaos!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	202	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	4047
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3422
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Enchantments Applied:	230	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

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