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Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Star Shards Collected:	196
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Cannabis, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, Fun, influence, Marijuana, Party, pass, passed, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, saying no, smoking, social situations, Stops, substance use, temptation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

Adventure, Atlyss, character creation, CraftyMcCraftFace, Customization, Detailed, Dream game., Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Limitless, open world, role playing, Triple A games, ultimate experience, vast, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	2231
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

“Youth, adolescence, Chapter 43, Chapter 44, comedy, Coming of Age, Daily Fujiyama San Wa Shishunki, friendship, high school, japanese manga, madness, Manga, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, PALS, pixelated, puberty, romance, school life, shoujo manga, slice of life, TEENAGE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

altered state, Black, Black women, Boofed, collide, crazy, Drugs, Experience, Fun, hallucinating, Hallucinations, HIGH, INTENSE, mind-bending, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rap, Rap Music, surreal, Tripping, twerking, unexpected, Weed, WeedCraft, Wild

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

Adventure, Anime, Characters, colombia, ColombiaCraft, colombian culture, colombian folklore, creative process, creativity, design, Development, fanmade, FANTASY, Game, imagination, indie game, Manga, meets, Minecraft, Project, Story, touhou, touhou project, video game, Wacky, Wild

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.