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Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

choose, depressedfags, Eternity, Fail, hated sports, Hell, Loser, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, painful life, PALS, perseverance, Pussies, pussy, quitters, resilience, self harm, Server, sissy, Suicide prevention, Suicidefags, Weak, weaklings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

Mark Hamill Minecraft SMP Star

Actor, animation, career, Casting, film industry, Hamill, Hollywood, iconic, Legacy, Luke Skywalker, MARK, mark hamill, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, opportunities, pop culture, Roles, Sci Fi, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, talent, voice acting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of Mark Hamill hogging all the spotlight in movies? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise zero Mark Hamill sightings, guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and absolutely no Jedi knights trying to steal the show. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave Mark Hamill in the movies where he belongs and join our SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

McCraftyBurgers

fast food, fast food chains, fast food competition, fast food culture, fast food industry, fast food marketing, fast food menu, fast food options, fast food prices, fast food quality, fast food restaurant, fast food reviews, fast food service, fast food trends, Food, McCraftyBurgers, overrated fast food, overrated restaurant, popular fast food, Restaurant, unhealthy fast food

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that serve up the same old greasy burgers and soggy fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Join us and feast on pixelated delicacies like diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper confetti cake!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?

WhaleCraft: RIP Hvaldimir

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, Arctic waters, Beloved, environmental mystery, Espionage, found dead, Hvaldimir, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, mysterious circumstances, ocean conservation, Ocean exploration, RIP, Russian spy whale, underwater surveillance, underwater world, WhaleCraft, wildlife protection

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4833
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	29660
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a russian spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! sadly, he was found dead under mysterious circumstances, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other crazy animals to keep you entertained!

want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!

our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!

What is the IP for DougDoug Minecraft Server?

Channel Youtube DougDoug, doug doug, DougDoug, dougdoug twitch, dougdoug twitch chat, DougDoug Youtube Channel, Minecraft, modding, Server, Skyrim, skyrim challenge, skyrim mod, skyrim speedrun, Speedrun, twitch, twitch chat, twitch chat plays

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

DougDoug is a popular YouTuber known for his unique and humorous gaming content. He gained a large following for his entertaining gameplay videos and comedic commentary. DougDoug is best known for his quirky and offbeat sense of humor, as well as his creative approach to gaming challenges. With a dedicated fanbase, DougDoug continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

OnTheGo

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Animals Bred:	54	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

SEASON 2 IS HERE!!!

We currently are a quite small server, modpack mostly consists of create (and expansions), origins, some client-side mods and now with standard shader support (iris and oculus. Be sure to disable or lower the shaders because they’re on ultra by default and you might run into some problems with the pre-installed shaders) you can also install craft presence so you can show your friends that you’re a proud player of our server!

84.80.108.111

Endless suffering in ‘Long term realm’ – where dreams go to die

Active, bedrock, building, collaboration, Communication, Community, Die, Discord, dreams, Endless, Events, Friendly, Fun, Government, INPUT, Long, Mature, Mature Players, multiplayer, organization, Projects, Realm, solid group, Suffering, Survival, term, Timezones, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Adults Only 20+ Minecraft Realm

Got a bedrock realm that’s been going for a few months, we have a super solid group and are almost to 40 members. We wanna take in more members as we have many members in different time zones. Super active realm, government system in place and a lot of community work and projects done. We hold events and take input from the community for future projects etc.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm?	You can join by sending a private message for the discord link.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, only adults ages 20 and above are allowed in the realm.
What kind of activities are done in the realm?	We have a government system in place, community work, projects, events, and more.
Are there specific rules for the realm?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must follow to maintain a positive environment.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Anime discussion, anime romance, character analysis, Chrollo, emotional depth, emotions, Hunter x Hunter, Hunter x Hunter community, Hunter x Hunter fandom, hunter x hunter theories, Hunters, love, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Pakunoda, phantom troupe, relationships, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crops Grown:	6069	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft world where Pakunoda is head over heels for Chrollo and the whole server is buzzing with drama and romance. Join us for a chance to witness their forbidden love story unfold in pixelated glory. Will they build a house together? Will they go on cute mining dates? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might even find love yourself in the world of Minecraft!

Panzer Princesses Minecraft SMP

action, Anime, barbecue, comedy, comfort food, Competition, delicious meal, friendship, girls und panzer, grilled meat, gup, Hamburg steak, hot summer day, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Panzer, Princesses, Schoolgirls, smp, snack, sports, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	4509
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Hamburg steak! That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in juicy, delicious Hamburg steak. Why, you ask? Because our server is located in the mythical land of Beefington, where cows roam free and hamburgers grow on trees. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of Hamburg steak to go around.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret Hamburg steak recipe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fearsome Cow King who only appears once every full moon. Will you be the one to uncover the recipe and become the ultimate Hamburg steak chef?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for Hamburg steak, of course). Join us today and let the beefy adventures begin!

CheflessLoveCraft

aita, arguments, Boyfriend, CheflessLoveCraft, cooking for himself, frozen food, lack of help, not good enough, piece of toast, refusing to cook, sandwiches, spiteful behavior, tired of cooking, waiting for food, working more hours, working remote

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you realize the lengths you would go to for some epic gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dealing with the drama of house chores!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to cook, clean, and take care of your virtual home. But don’t worry, we promise it’s way more fun than doing it in real life! Plus, you might even have to deal with a virtual boyfriend who never cooks and expects you to do all the work. Will you stand your ground and make him cook for himself, or will you give in and cook for both of you? The choice is yours!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of virtual housework and relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!