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Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server
so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros. -
TverCraft: Evacuate & Build!
lol imagine if that happened on our server! ukraine vs russia in a epic battle of drones! join us and be part of the chaos! build your own drone army and take over the server! who needs peace when you can have epic battles like this?! come join us now and be part of the madness! -
TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure! -
Springfield Bomb Threats Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a Springfield bomb threat? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream world. And hey, did you know that all the bomb threats in Springfield actually came from players who were banned from our server? Join now to see what all the explosive hype is about! -
TuskBlinkenCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we plan to take down russia in ukraine with the help of poland’s tusk and america’s blinken! we will strategize, build alliances, and fight off the enemy with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. who knew minecraft could be so political? join us now and be a part of this historic battle for victory! also, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our base. ain’t nobody messing with fluffy! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s defeat russia together in the most epic minecraft server ever! -
RocketCraft: SirenZone
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!! -
DniproCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the Red Cross had to suspend operations because it was just too intense! Apparently, some players went all berserk and attacked the Dnipro office, like what even?! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Join now for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for causing mayhem in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, because this server is not for the faint of heart! -
CraftyNATOWarAvoiders
So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that could have stopped a whole war but, like, didn’t? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got Stoltenberg himself saying NATO could have totally stopped the Ukraine war if they just played on our server more. So, like, come join us and maybe prevent the next big conflict or something. Plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero or something. -
Pixel Pandemic Hospital
so like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also save lives at the same time? well, do i have the server for u! on this server, we use machine learning to predict when players are gonna get hurt in the game, so we can swoop in and save them before it’s too late. we’re basically like virtual doctors, but cooler cuz we’re in minecraft.join our server and be a hero! u could reduce hospitalizations by like 30 percent during a pandemic. imagine the bragging rights u’ll have when u tell ur friends u saved lives in a video game. they’ll be so jelly, they’ll wanna join too.
so come on, join our server and be a part of something epic. plus, u get to build cool stuff and blow things up. what more could u ask for? let’s do this!