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SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	2124
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Dragon Eggs Found:	6337
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1405
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crops Grown:	5099	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!