cringytwo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Animals Bred:	112
New Chunks Explored:	134862	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9912	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	299	Dragon Eggs Found:	8570
Runes Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	276	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Votes:	263	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	1645	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	168
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1198	Votes:	1351
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1277	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!