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SoybeanCystSlayers

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, Breakthrough, crop protection, crop yield improvement, cyst nematode, discovery, Farming, genetic research, Management, nematode resistance, new doors, Pest Control, plant health, soil health, soybean, soybean production, SoybeanCystSlayers, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, WE GOT A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY THAT OPENS NEW DOORS IN SOYBEAN CYST NEMATODE MANAGEMENT!

YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?” WELL, LET ME TELL YA, ON OUR SERVER, WE’VE GOT SOYBEAN CROPS THAT GROW LIKE CRAZY AND NEMATODES THAT FIGHT BACK!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN US NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, AnxietyCraft, coping mechanisms, DREAD, emotional well being, emotions, evening anxiety, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental well-being, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of feeling anxious and dread in the evenings? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky feelings as you embark on epic adventures filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs!

Our server is so magical that just logging on will instantly transport you to a land of pure joy and happiness. No more worrying about real-life problems, just focus on building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of Minecraft. So not only will you be escaping your evening anxiety, but you’ll also be making friends with extraterrestrial beings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StableCraft SMP – /sdg/ – Silly Diamond Gamers

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Day at the seaside edition, Diamond, Discord, Forge, Gamers, Learn to inpaint, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Reforge, SDG, silly, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, StableCraft, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	746
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a day at the seaside edition, where you can build sandcastles, swim with dolphins, and maybe even find buried treasure (or at least some diamonds).

Our server is so epic, we have our own installation guides that are more complicated than Redstone contraptions. But don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll be crafting like a pro in no time.

Need a break from building? Check out our guides on how to inpaint or train LORAs. Because who doesn’t love a good AI companion while exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join our Discord channels for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft SMP and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember, watch out for creepers – they’re not as cute as they sound.

AITA: Expensive Eats Mix-Up

aita, Apology, awkward situation, bill, Communication, Correct, customer service, different version, dramatic, drink, Eats, expensive, family restaurant, fuss, main dish, menu, mistake, mixup, money back, odd, overcharge, overcharged, reaction, Restaurant, Small Business

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	6685	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	844684
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a dramatic restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in and finding out that your diamond sword has been replaced with a carrot on a stick because the server decided to switch things up without warning! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds, only to have it disappear before your eyes because the server thought you were getting too lucky!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of being overcharged for virtual food items just like in that awkward restaurant situation. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have the excitement of arguing with NPCs over virtual currency?

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ExiledCraft: 50+ Visits

2014, Businessman, Communication, controversy, digital privacy, eastern europe, entrepreneur, Exile, ExiledCraft, Founder, frequent trips, Government, messaging app, Pavel Durov, russia, Russian politics, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, travel, visits

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6809
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

So, like, this server is so lit, even Pavel Durov can’t stay away from it! He’s been to Russia like a zillion times just to play on our server, can you believe it? Maybe he’s trying to send secret messages through our pixel art or something, who knows? But if it’s good enough for Pavel, it’s definitely good enough for you! Join now and maybe you’ll even get a visit from a famous Russian billionaire, who knows? It’s a wild ride on this server, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy adventures!

BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

battle, bee decline, BeeBlastersMC, BEES, Biodiversity, changes, conservation, Driver, ecosystem, effects, environmental impact, insecticides, negative effects, neonicotinoid, occupancy, pesticide use, Pesticides, Pollinators, pyrethroid, Save, species, US, widespread, wild bees

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Items Found:	7649	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3109
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮

Fly me to the moon and let me play on Moonbat 1.21.1, it’s only semi-vanilla!

1.21.1, Creative, Fly, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Moon, Moonbat, Play, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, update, Version

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	750	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (No-Griefing), Survival (Griefing)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers will be safe?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

2. Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

3. Do you run player events on the server?

Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged.

GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magic Items Found:	8789	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	290726	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

grim, grim match, long tail tags, match, Matchdown, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Buildings Constructed:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	3360	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!