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Crafty Woke Gamers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8722	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	9624	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2511
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8909	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	5630
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4698	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1900
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	620
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!