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Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Buildings Constructed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	2504
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	831	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Animals Bred:	159
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5393

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	689
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Animals Bred:	163	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!