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CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9420
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8488
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	7522
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	84
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	6

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Votes:	319	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	247
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	279
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!