haha ukraine be like “where did all the boats go?” russia be like “lol we took them all, sea of azov is now russia’s private swimming pool” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server where u can build ur own boat and sail wherever u want! join us for epic boat races, underwater treasure hunts, and maybe even a kraken attack (jk there’s no kraken but wouldn’t that be cool?) so come on down to our server and let’s make waves together! 🚤🌊
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AzovCraft: No More Russian Ships
annexation, AzovCraft, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Navy, News, Politics, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Sea of Azov, Ships, spokesperson, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Vessels -
CrimeaCraft: Ferry Fiasco
aggression, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, damage assessment, eastern europe, european union, ferry, ferry attack, Fiasco, Geopolitics, international relations, investigation, Military, nato, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, WarOMG so, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic battle between Ukraine and Russia going on! Apparently, Ukraine just straight up wrecked a Russian ferry in a wild attack on Crimea. Like, can you even imagine the chaos?! Join our server and pick a side in this insane war! Will you fight for Mother Russia or join the Ukrainian forces in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! Plus, we have like, the best pixelated borscht you’ve ever tasted, so like, why wouldn’t you join?! Get ready for some Minecraft madness, baby! -
CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed
annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, Warlolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!! -
CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
#intelligence agency, Black sea, cancel en-masse, cancelled trips, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea holidays, CrimeaCraft, eastern europe, Geopolitics, holiday plans, mass cancellation, Minecraft, russia, Russian tourists, SECURITY, Server, tourism, tourism industry, travel, Ukraine, Ukrainian military intelligence, vacationHaha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
PortCraft Minecraft Server
Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, WarLooking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!