Crime Lord Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mom’s Trip Planner: No Vacancy

budgeting, Communication Issues, DINKS, DISCOUNTS, exclusion, family dynamics, family trips, family vacation, feeling left out, frugal, Frustration, hurt feelings, moms, Planner, Planning, Resentment, season pass, sibling dynamics, single parent, sister stay-cation, trip, Vacancy, vacation advice

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	8592
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being left out of family vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you’re always included! No more feeling like the odd one out while your family gallivants off on trips without you. On our server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a DINK (Dual Income, No Kids) like our seasoned traveler here.

Imagine a world where you can plan the ultimate family vacation without any pushback. No more arguing over budgets or itineraries, just pure vacation bliss. And hey, if you need a break from the sun, you can always take a virtual trip to a theme park without worrying about getting sunburned.

So why wait? Join our server now and never feel excluded from family trips again. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s plan some epic adventures together!

Block Break Bliss

Bliss, BLOCK, Break

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the pure joy of digging straight down without hitting lava! Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

AnonCelebCraft

AnonCelebCraft, Anonymity, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity lifestyle, cyber identity, digital anonymity, Digital World, Fame, famous personalities, internet, internet celebrities, internet fame, online persona, online presence, online privacy, online reputation, public figures, social media, social media influencers, virtual world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6973	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Towns Built:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6336
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got celebs hiding out from the paparazzi! imagine mining diamonds next to beyonce or building a castle with kim kardashian! we even got justin bieber battling creepers like a pro! plus, rumor has it that taylor swift is secretly a redstone genius on the server! come join the fun and see which celeb you’ll run into next! it’s like hollywood meets blocky world, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

LorezMine Minecraft server

Griefer Server, LorezMine, Minecraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8325
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

LorezMine

Griefer Server

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PunishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Tired of being a slave to the capitalist pigs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where hard work actually pays off! Our virtual society is completely bananas, where the more you mine, the more diamonds rain down from the sky! No more bowing down to the bosses, here you are the boss of your own destiny. Join us and experience a world where the grind is actually worth it, and where the only corruption you’ll find is in the form of creepers blowing up your house. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive labor system, one block at a time!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

CraftyRichesMC

children, Communication, CraftyRichesMC, debt free, ENGAGEMENT, financial disclosure, frugality, future planning, hidden wealth, house purchase, Joint Finances, lifestyle differences, net worth, Prenup, relationship dynamics, Resentment, Retirement, savings, separate finances, spending habits, Support

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7235
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	5242	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as my hidden net worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I kept my finances under wraps, this server will keep you on your toes with hidden dungeons, secret passageways, and surprise loot drops. Who knows what riches you’ll uncover in the depths of our virtual world?

And just like how I finally came clean about my net worth, you’ll have to team up with other players to uncover the server’s biggest secrets. Trust no one, because you never know who might be hiding a diamond sword up their sleeve.

So come join us on this server where secrets are revealed, alliances are tested, and fortunes are waiting to be discovered. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

InspireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	3587	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly had a stroke of genius for your next big invention? Well, on our server, you’ll find inspiration in the most unlikely places – like when a creeper blows up your house and you realize you’re a better builder than you thought!

Join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just stumble upon the next big Minecraft trend while trying to survive a zombie apocalypse in our custom-made survival world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your ideas!

MineCraftMunchies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4692
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! We’ve got more comfort food options than you can shake a stick at, from diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-shaped cookies. And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for enchanted golden apples – they’re so delicious, you’ll think you’ve died and gone to Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-eat the Baconator, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon blocks (yes, bacon blocks – don’t ask how they’re made, just enjoy them).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory! Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

ChronicCraft: Bird Flu Free!

bird, bird flu, chronic disease, ChronicCraft, death, Epidemic, flu, free, H1N1, health ministry, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, influenza, mexico, Mexico news, mortality, outbreak, pandemic, patient, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we cured bird flu with just a touch of chronic disease! the health ministry in mexico couldn’t believe it when our player got sick but then miraculously healed themselves by eating a diamond apple. now everyone is flocking to our server to experience the magic for themselves. join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling both disease and mobs at the same time. who needs vaccines when you have minecraft? come play with us and see if you can outsmart the virus with a little bit of insanity and a whole lot of fun.