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PixelPanic: Where creepers try to blow up our ‘safest’ Japanese village but get stuck in cobwebs instead lol

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted builds? Sick of getting ganked by mobs in the dead of night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is SAFER than Japan! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! Our server has a zero creepers policy and our admin team patrols the virtual streets, making sure no skeletons or zombies are causing any trouble.

But that’s not all! On our server, crime doesn’t exist. That’s right, you can leave your diamond pickaxe unattended and it won’t magically disappear. Our server has a magical force field that repels any would-be thieves or griefers. It’s like being in the Witness Protection Program, but in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a crime-free, creeper-free Minecraft utopia. Just be careful not to trip over a block and stub your virtual toe – we haven’t figured out how to make the server health and safety compliant yet.

MAGA ChudCraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, divisive rhetoric, extremism, internet culture, MAGA, online behavior, online outrage, out of control, political activism, political discourse, political polarization, Politics, PritzkerForPrez, Server, social media, Trump supporters, Trumpism, twitter, viral tweet

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	5247
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with MAGA chuds wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is MAGA chud-free guaranteed! Join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of political nonsense ruining your fun.

Our server is so safe from MAGA chuds that we’ve even heard rumors of Pritzker himself logging on to play and show his support for our peaceful community. Who knew the governor had such mad building skills?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to laugh at all the ridiculousness happening around you. Build, explore, and have a great time without any MAGA chud drama getting in your way.

NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP

activism, Anarchism, Anti-establishment, BELIEF, CHANGE, communism, defiance, empowerment, freedom, Liberation, NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP, nonconformity, protest, Punk Rock, Radicalism, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8248	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3240	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t believe in cops, bosses, or politicians – some call it anarchy, but we call it having a freaking heart that beats! If you’re all about freedom and never giving up, then this is the place for you. We do what we gotta do to be able to breathe, and if you’ve quit your job, well, you can do a little breathing with us too.

We may not have a punk rock song that’ll change the world, but we’ve got a couple of stories that’ll change you. So, tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up!

Join us on this wild ride where communism will win – because why not? Come be a part of our crazy community and let’s have some fun together in this Minecraft world like no other.

NoMILAllowedTrip

aita, cultural trip, Disappointment, Europe, family trip, History, husband, hypothetical trip, Literature, London, long-term planning, MIL, Mother, mother daughter trip, mother-in-law, NoMILAllowedTrip, shared interests, sister, tailored itinerary, vibe of the trip

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring family trips where everyone gets along and has a great time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family have been planning a trip to Europe for years, dreaming of all the historical sites and literary landmarks you’ll visit. But suddenly, your husband’s mother decides she wants to join in on the fun. Will she fit in with your mom and sister? Will she ruin the carefully crafted vibe of your trip? Only time will tell!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you choose to include your MIL in your European adventure, or will you stick to your original plans and risk hurting her feelings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knew a simple family trip could be so entertaining?

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, BlinkenCraft, bridging hostage proposal, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, palestinian authority, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Server, united states, US Secretary Blinken

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4780
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on. like, one time, we had dis epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of llamas. it was wild, man.

also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination

Border dispute, Conflict, control, diplomatic tensions, disputed territories, Domination, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, occupation, peace negotiations, political claims, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Potions Brewed:	144
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!