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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9644 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you’ll be swiping your sword to slay dragons and creepers alike. Who needs a dating app when you can find your true love in the form of a rare diamond ore?
And don’t even get us started on how video games and porn have ruined modern men. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling evil mobs to even think about those pixelated distractions. Plus, who needs virtual fantasies when you can live out your wildest dreams in a blocky world?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of modern manhood. Who needs social media and dating apps when you can have an adventure of a lifetime right at your fingertips?