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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7942 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 225 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!