| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 216 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9252 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 632 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.
Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.
So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 229 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3947 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3160 |
| Votes: | 384 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 125 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3863 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6201 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!
Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4460 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 553203 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 223 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3251 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1653 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.
Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.
So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1220 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1568 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Server Name | Badlands Goblins |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.badlandsgoblins.com |
| Server Type | PvP, Survival |
Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address. |
| What type of gameplay is available? | The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5992 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5482 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 152 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9258 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5923 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!
